I could no longer withhold his greatness.http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/My favorites:- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
- The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
- Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
- When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
- There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- I'm Preventer Wind
- From Clarkson University, New York, United States
- I was born and raised in Brooklyn, for the most part. My parents sent me to live in Barbados when I was 5 and brought me back here 2 months before I was going to turn 8. I was fairly intelligent, until I came to Clarkson :-P. My grades went south, but I refuse to give up!
As hard as things get in life (and things have gotten plenty hard in mine), I have learned not to give up, but to keep faith in Jesus who I gave my life to at the age of 13. And no, my parents didn't make me. I made that decision on my own. They never once even suggested that I get saved. I chose to with my own contrite heart. So above all else, Jesus comes first in my life.
So I'm a cool guy, I love everyone, dislike no one, but I HATE to be annoyed! (You're entitled to hate me all you want, but please don't aggrevate me! ) I'm a huge sports fan! Even though I'm pretty knowledgeable in sports, all my favorite teams stink (Raiders, Kings, Mets). Other than that, I'm pretty much game to do anything that's at least permissable by God.
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