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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

I could no longer withhold his greatness.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

My favorites:

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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